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Anonymous asked:

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

ursulaklegun:

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Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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Like daughter, like mother

the fact that the house speaker election hasn’t been this bad since the civil war and the guy is named fucking mccarthy and it’s jan 6 … this has to be a tv show cause how do you so perfectly reference three major events of extreme internal division in the US by pure coincidence

#and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car todayALT

ID: #and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car today

all goofing aside I genuinely don’t understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene™ is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you’re willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she’s on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed “um actually most of these people are bi or pan” did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I’m going to kill you.

#op probably

has this post muted but the

icon is too real.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

post redeemed I love you haiku-bot

biphobia so strong people would rather pretend straight taylor is a queer icon, the accept openly bi singers as queer icons

Goncharov broke containment.

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

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Bad news everyone

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Anonymous asked: Hot hot hot hot chocolate

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HEY WE GOT IT

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All the Lynda Carter posts that cross my dash have the vibe of your great aunt asking you what you’re up to since the last time she saw you, and when you explain she is slightly perplexed but genuinely delighted to know more, which automatically makes her your favorite aunt.


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solitair-e asked:
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hi thanks for helping me get half credit on an assignment i didnt want to do

noctude:

HEY????????

Goncharov broke containment.

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Anonymous asked:

babygirl Im balding over you

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Glue it back on

Best response ever

Thebootydiaries reblogged it so couldnt be that good

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